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Tarkin smashing the destroyed Alderaan as Storm Kittens stomp on its glittery shrapnel. It's in the K system, kind of near Tatooine, populated mainly with Gamorreans, and we sincerely hope this sentence helps to justify the work that went into the planet's exhaustively complete Wookieepedia entry. Come on, you know the Game of Thrones guys are considering it. But those blaster effects and the bearded bad guy played by Maximilian Schell are pure Velveeta. From everything we've seen of Kelly Marie Tran so far, she has the appeal and the comedy chops in shorts such as Ladies Like Us , which is a kind of suburban Broad City to do what her Whovian namesake did. And it's - and you're wearing this, like, wearing - I mean, he has you chained. She, you know, gets what she wants done.
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